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– **”The Comedy Cook-Off: Culinary Chaos at the Desert Rendezvous”** – A delightful poem about cowboys competing to create the funniest and most absurd dishes, with taste tests that yield both surprise and hilarity.

The Cowboy Way of Doing Things

Do what’s right, ride tall, and keep your boots clean—it’s the cowboy way.

In dust and sun, the cowboys gather round,
With hats askew, laughters joyful sound.
A cook-off starts, with whimsys delight,
As pots clank and clatter, day turns to night.

Cactus stew and rattlesnake pie,
Chili so hot, itll make a man cry.
Each dish a jest, a sight to behold,
With flavors bizarre, both daring and bold.

The judges, weary from a long, hard ride,
Try every bite, their taste buds collide.
A laugh erupts as a horsefly flies in,
That adds a zing! calls out one with a grin.

As moonlight spills on this culinary scene,
The desert dances, alive and keen.
In laughter and chaos, friendships ignite,
Under stars theyll feast till morning’s first light.