The Contrary Cattle Comedy Hour: A whimsical imagining of a staged performance where cowboys share their humorous herding tales.

It takes a steady hand and a bold heart to tame the wild west.

Under the lights of the dusty hall,

Where laughter blooms like a wildflowers thrall,

The cowboys gather, stories in tow,

Their cattle tales twist like a lassos throw.

With boots kicked up and hats pulled low,

They spin their yarns where the chuckles flow.

A tale of a steer that danced on a fence,

Left audiences rolling, laughter immense.

One cowboy grins, with a glint in his eye,

Recalls the day he reached for the sky,

His horse, a prankster, bucked with delight,

Sending him airborne in a glorious flight.

As the moon hangs high and the stars begin,

The cowboys bow, their heads held in kin.

Each tale a treasure, shared with great cheer,

The Contrary Cattle Comedy Hour, sincere.