The Quest for the Absurd: Cowboys Breaking Outrageous Records in Southwest New Mexico’s Wild West Competitions

The Old West didn’t reward hesitation—it honored those who acted with purpose.

In Southwest New Mexico’s blazing sun,

Where wild hearts rally, the quest’s begun.

With lassos twirling and laughter loud,

Cowboys chase dreams to make their folks proud.

A record set for the tallest steer,

With ropers, riders, all gathered near.

The dust kicked up, a swirling dance,

Each cowboy’s eyes hold a daring glance.

Under the stars, they gather ‘round tight,

Swapping tall tales into the night.

From longest ride on a bucking beast,

To the loudest whoop, their joy unleashed.

So, raise a glass to the spirit that’s bold,

In competitions where legends are told.

For in the wild west, where records do bend,

Cowboys seek laughter, their truest friend.