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The Desert’s Hilarious Legends: A light-hearted dive into the outrageous characters and comedic misadventures born from desert storytelling.

Roundup on the Frontier

Every cowboy knows the importance of gathering strength before the storm.

In the desert sun, where the cacti grow,
Old Wily Jim spins tales, all aglow.
With rattlesnakes dancing on his hip,
He tells of dirty socks on a long, wild trip.

Lone Sally McGee, with her pancake flop,
Made a mountain of flapjacks, oh, what a pop!
A stampede of hungry javelinas came,
Left her kitchen bare, and her pride to shame.

Then theres Gus, who thought he could fly,
Strapped wings to his back, under the sky.
He leapt from a rock with a wild, wild shout,
Landed face-first in a barrel, no doubt!

So gather round folks, when the sun starts to fade,
And listen to legends that laughters made.
For in deserts vast, where the wild winds play,
The spirits of cowboys chase worries away.